I wannas sexs uuuuu
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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