Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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