We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
well you can't waste a boner
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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