return my video game
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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