ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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