Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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