census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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