thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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