i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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