your room smells of hookers.
And success
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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