all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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