why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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