I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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