that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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