do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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