weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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