she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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