worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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