Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Is Oprah even human
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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