I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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