so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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