we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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