We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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