if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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