It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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