I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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