Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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