We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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