I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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