I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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