there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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