Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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