In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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