the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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