Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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