4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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