**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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