Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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