I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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