Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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