Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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