Pappa wants mamma naked
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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