gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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