You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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