Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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