so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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