The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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