did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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