It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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