no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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