I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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