I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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