now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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